Clear-eyed business services
Your business, honestly assessed.
Business Roast turns fuzzy offers, confusing websites, and stalled decisions into a focused action plan. Get direct feedback without the agency theatre.
The founder promise
Useful truth, not filler.
01
Plain language
Every recommendation is specific, understandable, and tied to a business outcome.
02
Independent judgment
No padded scope and no upsell disguised as strategy.
03
Actionable next steps
Leave knowing what to fix first, what can wait, and why.
Services
Pick the depth your decision needs.
Start with a sharp review or go deeper on positioning, offer, messaging, and the customer journey.
Simple packages
No mystery scope.
Choose a starting point. Final scope and payment are confirmed before work begins.
Quick Roast
From $295
For one offer, landing page, or focused business question.
- Recorded expert review
- Prioritized written recommendations
- One follow-up clarification
Full Business Roast
From $950
For founders who need the offer, positioning, website journey, and next priorities reviewed together.
Pre-session intake
90-minute working session
Detailed action brief
14-day follow-up
Ready for the useful truth?
Find the fix hiding in plain sight.
Choose a roast and turn your next business decision into a clear, manageable plan.